i’m alive and nearly died over you
i thank my lucky stars that i’m still breathing
and are you sure, ’cause i can take some more

~huges and wagner

yes, i have more. much more. i cannot stop. and too bad i get paid while i am pulling them. how many people have a job where you get to pull some weird ass pranks and get paid for it? actually- in whole honesty- i have the highest productivity of everyone in my department at work. which makes me wonder how the other people in my department even have a job. but that’s another story for another time.

for this prank i was told that there was some extra green cheque stock that should be used before anyone went to use the other scrap paper that we have. BIG MISTAKE. especially since my boss just won employee of the year. turns out that was the only day so far that i did not eat my lunch- because i was to busy pranking. here is the aftermath:

there is a car under there, i promise.

i cannot believe i get away with this crap.

no half ass jobs allowed- if you are going to prank- do it right!

and as you can imagine- he came back into the office and looked around at likely suspects. i, naturally was not around- i was hiding in a different department.