there was a new apple store that opened to-day. it was fun to go and see what they had. those new ipod nanaos were really not all too bad. they said that the first one thousand people get shirts- hooray!

only… boo! the shirts were x-large. i am not extra large- and neither were most of the people in there. i was disappointed. fat people get all the cool stuff. special clothing stores, fancy operations, special shoes, suvs, buoyancy, third helpings, whole seat on the bus, stretch marks, exemptions from gym class. and now apple t-shirts. jerks.