maybe i caught you at a bad time.
maybe i should call you back next week.
maybe half the fault was mine that
the sun didnt shine on barrington street.

      ~bnl

and how does this week go you ask?  well… first things first.  at work i am more hilarious then ever.  someone tripped over a step stool that was obviously in the middle of the isle.  this step stool is the kinery (i am not sure how to spell her name), she is about 5 foot minus 2 inches.  her extra tall heels do her no justice when it come to filing on the top drawer.

well, someone with either no vision or poor eye sight tripped over it and filed a complaint against the company filer.  so, a sign went up:

‘hey there, i’m a trip hazard’ (followed by a picture of the stool) ‘put me away when not in use.’

then later that day, someone bumped into a chair that was not in its cubicle.  then i got to work.  i found a picture of the chair on the internet and made my own sign:

‘hey dummy, i’m a trip hazard’ (followed by a picture of the chair) ‘put me away when not in use.’

so, that was fun- and thankfully everyone else thought that was funny too.  i would not like to imagine what would happen in a regular job when you do something that is not deemed funny.  but naturally i am more than willing to take that chance.

then off to the at&t store to get the iphone.  the wait was not long and i got lucky number 4, leaving 3 left for the others.  and it is amazing.

then off to ny for a graduation party where i was wakeboarding.  going home is always such an adventure.  my friend got a jeep, and what do you do with a jeep?  thanks for asking, i will tell you: you go off roading.  what fun.  we went down into a creek and through the mud, then up a 85º embankment hoping not to flip over.  then we picked the cray fish from out of the jeep.  ah- only at home.

then off to pa again- where i was hit by shlomo.  that’s right.  i was tagged in the rear end by a jew.  i know that reads extremely homosexual, but that’s how it happened.  he smashed up the bumper, lights, side panel and under frame.  but, the funniest thing was how shlomo (that is how he introduced himself.  i pick on mexicans but not jews) was taking in the situation.  him and his girlfriend were just waiting for me to freak out, but why should i, it was an accident.  (or at least it better have been).

whew, now i am ready for some sleep.